How To Make A Sex Tape

In recent times, the making of sex tapes amongst the youth seem to be the latest trend. You find a young man and woman doing their own thing and decide to film it. With the intention of watching it for their pleasure but it turns out that they always leak after a misunderstanding or failure to meet demands.

People have been asking me via social media how to make one since they want to keep up with the trend. To some, it would make them famous like Kim Kardashian. To others, it's to make money. In empowering the youth, I'll teach you how to make a sex tape and make money from it. Just follow me methodically. Missing one step spoils the whole process.

How To Make A Sex Tape

1. Sweep your room and make it neat. No sign of dust since it may spoil the mood.

2. Spray your room with perfume and lay your bed with a new bedsheet.

3. Confirm she's coming since a flop in movement can be dangerous to your health.

4. Take a shower and press your clothes well. Wear neat boxers.

5. The room may be hot so turn on the fan or air condition before she comes.

6. Don't rush to the door or gate when you hear the bell. Compose yourself and don't sweat.

7. Welcome her and serve her with some drinks while the music plays.

8. Enter your room and pull out the tape from the drawer together with (a) marker(s).

9. Let her hold the tip of the cellotape and pull while you write SEX on it. Your end product should look like this:

10. When you're done, roll the cellotape back and put back into your drawer. It's as simple as that.

You don't need a camera to make a sex tape. Just cellotape and marker. You can do this with as many friends as you want not necessarily one person. The laid bed is for you to rest after you've gone to see your friend(s) off.

Wait......So what were you thinking? Lol..........I beg. I'm the grandson of a Methodist Bishop.