A Letter To Dela Goldheart

Dela Goldheart (Facebook Image)

Dear Dela,

It's with humbleness I pen down these words, not in brofo agbo cos I don't read novels but in plain and simple brofo like I will speak on any normal day so that even the one with a certificate from Kindergarten can understand.

I've heard of your name over some time but you seem to be really enjoying some kinda attention this past week cos you decided to teach an accomplished lawyer, husband and daddy who has been happily and successfully married for 25 years what you think is wrong in his marriage.

Cool steeze Dela. I don't know but something tells me you have a bitter past and it's rather unfortunate you are using it to destroy the feminist agenda instead of seeking help.

If I trace the period you ran for the SRC presidency in UG, 2012/13 Academic year, it shows you still a young lady although your face says otherwise. But I know there's a bright future ahead of you which you keep dimming.

This world is not always about takashi and being right. You could be right but how you communicate it may be your disadvantage. I know I'm not the one to tell you this, but no matter how feminist you are in thinking, you'd need a man at a point in your life.

An opportunity may come and you'd be Canaanized because the person to give you the job is a friend to someone you might have disrespected.

Just as I'm not worthy to teach you a Master's Degree holder some basic facts of life, I don't think you also have the right to be poking your nose into every issue. At times, shutting up is worth your virginity and the better you know this, the better for your kids.

You can't impose your ideologies on everyone. Even God, who is the Ogboo Nana, Ɔgbɔrɔ 1, Odeeshi Mantse serf, doesn't impose his wants on man (I mean Men and Women alike. Can I get some biblical Amen?) He gives them the freedom to do what they want. So stop jumping from one post to the other like a fox, wanting to change everyone's thoughts. If it could have been done, God will not need your help now to do that Millions of years after creation.

But come to think of it, how will you raise up your child if it's a boy? As a feminist? As in, you'd advise his wife-to-be not to cook for him or what? Like I'm not thinking far.

Sweetheart, you really need to talk to someone. This your atakpa type of feminism no dey boil beans serf, maybe that explains why it took your beans four hours to boil . It boiled out of frustration.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I don't think you're better off than my aunt, Dr. Mrs. Buxton, who cooks for her husband. Neither are you better than Michelle Obama to see cooking as slavery.  Any3biaaaa if you cook give your husband, you no go chop some?

Well, me dieeer I've spoken and the only advice I'll give you is 'you for talanku'.

Signed,
Nii Bavard
(Next Zylofon Media Signee)