Tired of Seeing Vaginas

Everyday of my life, I see what I ought not to see. On campus, at church, at the library, at the bus-stops, the food joints, or anywhere there is a social gathering just to mention a few, I see what is supposed to be for indoors being displayed publicly.

It's rather unfortunate that in the name of fashion, we have a free public view and display of the female reproductive organ, the Vagina. Oh yes, what the Asantes call ɛtwɛ and the Gas call Toto. It is very sad and disheartening that the indecency in fashion has reached it's nonsense stage.

First it was what the ladies termed as I'm aware, then it went show your stomach. Thanks be to God, it phased out of the system and for once, guys could walk freely without the aid of their third legs. Little did we know they had gone back to the drawing boards and as if that was not enough, the breasts had to come out for public display since the panties and tummies had gained much attention from viewers. Now we have the vagina in full competition and it's causing public disturbance.

Leggings and Jeggings have become very popular in recent times. Almost every lady owns one irrespective of social status or academic gain. There is no doubt the use of leggings or jeggings has helped many to find husbands, boyfriends, marks and grades among others. It has indeed played vital roles in the life of most ladies.

Guys like it when ladies wear leggings cos it gives them a fair idea of the shape they always want. I mean, guys love leggings-wearing ladies. This is why we have more guys visiting the gym in recent years than the pre-leggings era.

Unfortunately, not only are we entitled to the shape of the legs and back curvatures, but the shape of the original home of every living being. Any time I step out of my room, I ask God to protect my eyes from the dangers of the world. Everyday seems to be a new season and episode for the Nudity Series on campus, an average of 20 vagina views a day from leggings and every day seems like a live nude photo-shoot session and it's very sad just because people failed to cover it.

Day in day out, they come our way and we can't run away from them. This is the more reason why rape and defilement are on the increase like Ghana's inflation rate. If we don't to a stop to this canker, we are going to have more rape cases. For those who use the leggings to get grades and marks from lecturers and teachers, keep it up but let your boyfriends also benefit from those grades.

Dear future wives and mothers of our kids, I plead with you to wear long tops or skirts to cover the camel-toe defect your vaginas show. At least you've made us aware that the reason why the word 'vagina' starts with a 'V' is because it is V-shaped.

If you keep wearing leggings inappropriately to church, how do we recite The Lord's Prayer with a clean heart? What of the guy you sit in front of during lectures? His hard-on alone would give him a D in the course. We really appreciate you for the daily anatomy lessons though, but we are now fed up and can't take it anymore. I may not be bold enough to tell you to cover it in person but I would follow and watch you to make you feel bad.

This is not to say don't wear it, but just in case you want to know how to wear leggings without fault, read  'How to Wear Leggings: Avoid These Style Mistakes' by Sheri Reed.

I don't normally do this but it's a free advice cos I AM TIRED OF SEEING VAGINAS.