Stealing meat from soup is one crime every Tom, Dick and Harry is guilty of doing. The Bishops, Politicians and celebrities you admire have been perpetrators of this act. But did you know it's not as easy as you think it is?

The most confusing 5 seconds in someone's life is not knowing the previous position of the ladle after stealing meat from the soup. Fortunately, technology has made things easier and this public lecture would teach you how to do it in a professional way.

Enjoy the read:

1. Get yourself a flashlight, a pair of gloves, napkins, camera and no slippers.

2. Enter the kitchen and make sure the area is clear off people and animals. Even the stare from a cat can make you guilty.

3. Put on your gloves to avoid any traces after the operation. The operation should be neat.

4. Turn on your flashlight and take a picture of the ladle. This would help you place the ladle at the right position after the operation.

5. Lay one of the napkins on the stove and use the other napkin to lift up the lid slowly. Place the lid on the laid napkin to avoid making noise.

6. Direct the light into the soup and do a Google Search to find the right meat. The biggest meat is always notable so don't touch it.

7. Lift the lid back to its original position. Use picture taken in Point 4 to check if the lid has been rightly placed especially when there's an inscription on it.

8. Repeat Point 7 to check position of ladle. This is where most people are caught. They place in the soup when it was originally outside or vice versa.

9. Wash your mouth and brush your teeth to take off debris just in case FBI decides to do night patrol when you're asleep.

10. Walk to the room silently. Kneel by your bed and recite the Lord's prayer. Accept you're a sinner and sleep in your shame.


NB: This stunt is performed by trained professionals and you must not try this at the chop bar, restaurant or dining hall.

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