Congratulatory Message to the 2018/19 National Service Personnel

 Dear NSP reading this letter,

God bless you for reading this love letter which I write from the bottom of my heart with love. Lemme take you back to memory lane - a year ago. Around this time, postings had come and depending on where you were posted to you received it with mixed feelings. Some of you decided to be descendants of Jonah and refused to go to where you had been assigned to ending up wasting some hundreds of cedis to get it changed. You were acting like it was a fight for permanent employment. Ena I have protocol here, I know this person ebi now you go need the protocol ooo.

Ayekoooooooo!!! You just and faitful servants. One year is up now and I know while most of you are thinking of going back to school, some of you have started joining Max International to be your own bosses and boss ladies. Hopefully by Saturday, those of us who will commercialise our sobolo business will have bought all our utensils and bottles to start work on Monday. Ah wait, Monday be holiday so we go start Tuesday. Anaa mose yɛntwɛn Saturday so we join our sisters in the make-up industry to do the weddings and things?

Ah well...this is not to give you ideas on what to do after service. I just want to congratulate these categories of people for their immense contribution to the memories of Ghanaians before and during this calendar year of our service to the nation.

1. Protocol Pipos

You guys try waaaa.......so the monies you paid to get your changes made, do you know if you had invested it into some business like you won't be hurt the H.R is giving you attitude in his company? Mopre saaaa. Abi you thought they will retain you after service so you did kululu to be posted there. Ayekoo!! If everyone was being retained anka will you get space to do your service?

2. Teaching Assistants

You guys deserve a 22 gun-shot salute. You taught so well - especially our male T.As. You went the extra mile to extend lectures and tutorials from the lecture theatres to your bedrooms. Our female students learnt a lot academically and bedmatically. For those who took bribes too to influence marking and grades - I hope your building foundation make ready now. Our lady T.As who were rude towards students I hope your appointments as Senior Lecturers have been given to you anaa mose begining of the 2019/20 academic year? Those who also became T.As in order to sign up more people into Max International and have still not bought their cars - Mongye mo two✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️. 

3. Administration Chicks

The least said about you guys the better. Just because they give you one desk and a computer and some privileges nti you think you're a full-time staff. When people need your services then you dey flex your body. I hope your companies have retained you. Naniama!! Take your ayekoo!!!

4. Girlfriends of Human Resource Department

How H.Rs be looking at office girls when service is about ending

You have kept the H.Rs happy. You have helped them keep their marriages intact with the hope of being retained after 11 months. For the past two months if he hasn't started giving you attitude, don't feel too comfortable. Service officially ends on 32nd August so anything go fit happen. Who knows, you could be retained. But just as the baton was handed over to you successfully without any qualms, bearing in mind Ephesians 3, I hope you diligently handover in peace without any drama. If he eat, he eat. Move on.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

5. Village SHS Teachers

I can relate to this one. Not all of us ate the girls but shame to those who did. You couldn't wait for one year. Ayekoo to those of us who went after our headmasters' daughters. We are the real deal - eating from the headmasters' accounts through their daughters. What again do we want in this world? Ayekooooo!!!!

If I didn't mention it's not because you've been forgotten, I've been asked to go to GES for my appointment letter before 4pm today I'll see y'all some other day.

Congratulations once again to all 2018/19 National Service Personnel you have served mother Ghana well and I pray the lessons we got on the job will guide us in future endeavors. I'm a photographer now ooo the economy hard so if you need pre-end-of-National-Service Photoshoot you can hit me up. Special discount for NSP Couples.

PS: If you see any gbaa in there just overlook na if you knew how to speak better English like your company retain you..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tomorrow on Facebook #LastDayofNSS will take place. Look out for the hashtag.