15 Things Which Need Not Enter 2019

This promises to be the last article for the year. It's been a slow year though for me with regards to writing. Probably I made my final year project get so much to me, I lacked interest in writing but trust me, this nonsense is stopping this year.

As the year finally draws its curtains, I compile a list of things which must not experience Crossover. We are dropping everything tagged nonsense in this year.

Have a read:

1. Those who forward anything they read without verifying it's authenticity.

That moment Jesus WhatsApps you and tells you to forward to 12 people else your mother will fall sick but your mother died just last month.

2. Those who never chat you but be sending you messages on mother's Day and Christmas Day as though you played any role in making the day what it is today.

3. Trotro mates who like saying "yes front" and "back seat" as if those of us who sit at the front and back seats don't like paying our fares.

4. Taxi drivers who charge fares as if one trip empties their tank.

5. Banks which don't fill their water dispensers. Some of us we have nothing doing there ooo..... We just want your water. That's it!!!

6. Kenkey sellers who sell onions and shito. The onions, why? You take dash we what go happen?

7. Choirs springing up and using 'Chorale' as part of their names. Ghanaians dieeeer ooooh.... Unless they don't hear. First it was Youth Choir then Voices now it's Chorale. Next time it will be Tones.

8. Girls who ask the "when are you taking me out?" question but have boyfriends. Sisters, in 2019 we are meeting your boyfriends and introducing ourselves as their assistants.

Cheers!!! To all those who agree to a double track relationship next year

9. People who always ask for free tickets to events.

10. Those who think not being on social media or being on it and not posting on is a sign of maturity. You no be smart pass your presidents ooo onua. You are missing out.

11. Boys who think a lady's visit means "I'm horny". We are putting all unnecessary erections awaaaaay!!!!

12. Legon, KNUST, UCC, UEW, UDS, UHAS, Central University and Ashesi University graduates who only post their graduation pictures with captions like "We made it" and "It's been God since day 1" without adding their Graduating Class to it. Let us decide if you made it.

13. Upcoming musicians who only message us when they have songs to promote as if we are radio stations.

14. Those funny guys on Facebook and Twitter who use their jokes to 'chop' people's girls.

15. Max International Associates who make us feel we dieeeer we have no aim in life.

As if God is not enough 😂😂😂

This list is not exhaustive. What else should we drop? Lemme have your input 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

Happy New Year in advance